rainbow squirt

When a woman squirts a multitude of colors

Man 1: Bruh I was fuckin the bae last night
Man 2: Is she a squirter?
Man 1: Yeah I guess, it was like a fuckin rainbow and some shit
Man 2: Nigga thats fucked up
Man 1: Bruh that rainbow squirt tasted like skittles doe

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hershey squirts

when one has uncontrollable bowl movements due to bad diarreah

dude i need a diaper or somthing...i've got killer hershey squirts

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Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

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Turkey Squirt

When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...

Happy TURKEY SQUIRTing!!!

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Dr. Squirt

When you go into a doctors office for a prostate exam. In preparation for said exam you put a picture of a butthole over your penis. When the doctor proceeds to give the exam you squirt a mixture of cum and lubricant all over the doctors inserted finger.

I’m horny for a Dr. Squirt bro. Do you want to give me a prostate exam?

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squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

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The Dirty Squirt

While having sex with a dirty black woman, you cum in her mouth, and she spits it back on you.

"I just gave black betty the dirty squirt the other day!"

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