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When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.
The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
Did you do anal with Alexa?
Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock
The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked
Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish
Good golly that dump has really taken its toll on my Khaki Starfish
When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3