When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay
Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
The most supreme form of bitching, and is enough to drive anyone crazy, usually performed by mothers or teachers.
Daniel: Dude my mom grounded me for not doing my chores.
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight
Something that a Redditor doesn't think exist
Non-Redditor: Did you see that video that the Straight TikToker made?
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
im not straight. i am zesty straight thought
To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them
Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.
A: Have you ever seen the Straight Cloud?
B: No, what's that?