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When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!
Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!
You: thats so true!
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"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap
"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
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An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
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literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
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can be said at the end of a sentence to make you sound more confident
Created by Jack Walter and 50 Cent
Eminem is the best rapper, get tha strap 🤨💫💯💰💪🔥🔫‼️
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When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps
Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
To gobble dicks in the stairway
" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."