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teh blow

When something sucks beyond imagination

That new map in Enemy Territory is teh blow

by Misoooo July 27, 2006


Blow job

A sex act in which one partner exhales vigorously onto the other partner's penis.

My balls were pumped full of air after Kelly gave me a blow job.

by Not_Waldo September 10, 2018


Blow privilege

The act of a woman servicing a man. Others may consider this a synonym to "blow job", but in fact it is indeed a privilege for a woman to provide this to a man.

"My dear husband, I feel that it has been too long since I last delighted you. May I please have the opportunity to offer you a blow privilege this morning?"

by wheredidmypantsgo March 14, 2012


blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

by Jason March 08, 2004


pee and blow

To urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.

That meal was a big one; later, I had release a furious pee and blow.

by T. G. March 01, 2008


Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos September 23, 2008


blow chunks

1. to vomit.
2. to...

David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.

Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!

John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!

Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.

David & John: ....

by Aduras March 14, 2005