credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

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Sin card

Spare sim inserted into a mobile telephone to allow the recieving and making of calls to a 'bit on the side'

"I gave her my sin card number'

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card game

Any type of game involving any deck of cards. This includes: 2s, 3 card brag, 3 card monte, 3 card poker, 3-5-7, 3-5-8, 3-13, 3 in 1, 4 card brag, 4 colour chess cards, 4 of a kind, 5 card brag, all 5's, 5 up, 5's and 3's, 6 card brag, 7 card brag, 7's...etc.

To see the full list go to-

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Mark: Wanna play a game?
Emily: Sure, I'll get the cards so we can play a card game.

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Juice Card

Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.

She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!

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Diabetes Card

A "Diabetes Card" is the title given to an excuse in which someone cites diabetes as the reason.

Diabetes Card #1

Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay

#2

Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit

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Man Card

Something that an insecure man needs to feel manly.

A trucksnutz owner was insecure and decided to print out a Man Card to feel manly.
Then a reasonable person came in the room and saw said Man Card.
"Oh you printed out a mancard? Wow you're a fuckwad!" Said a reasonable person
"But I'm insecure and need it to feel manly..." Said the truck nutz owner
"That's just sad." Said the reasonable person
"I know..." Said the truck nutz owner

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dealin cards

to make your presence known in a social scene to the sex you are trying to pick up.

'Wheeling and Dealing', another phrase commonly used with this one. Means the same basically

ex 1."yo, jimmy check out all these hotties tonight!"
"yeh, ive been talking with them all"
"you've really been Dealin your cards eh! ;)" <--- Dealin Cards

ex 2. "yo jimmy, been noticing you talk to all these cuties"
"yeh bro, been wheeling and Dealing"

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