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When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"
"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"
"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
When one proceeds to butt drink but has hemorrhoids so one starts to bleed out of one's ass
This girl got a red fountain from butt drinking too much butt drinking hemorrhoids
When you have diarrhea and it won’t stop
“Taco bell just gave me an unlimited chocolate fountain”
It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
When rancid pussy is a squirter
Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"
Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."
When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.
She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”
when a person(s) get sprayed with an unreasonably amount of baby cum causing you to have the ability to be young again.
I got sprayed by the fountain of youth at the daycare again!!!