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When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.
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A puddle made by a dog on a surface
Omg I stepped in a licky puddle !
Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard this new song by Sun Puddle?
Guy 2: bro why the fuck are you speaking like that no one has conversations like this outside of text books.
When you finish in the girls bottom, and she farts the semen out but her poop comes with it.
Yeah Bro! She let me hit it from the back today. She ended with a dirty puddle all over my chest!
...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........
Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!
Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.
John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.
A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.
That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!