My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

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I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

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Taiwan Tampon

The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.

Hey bro I just gave Trinity a Taiwan Tampon!

U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

Edible Tampon

When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.

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