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Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

by Benis_Man69 April 6, 2018

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God bless your heart

It's the most southern way to say fuck you.

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

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Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

by Dhik Hedd April 6, 2018

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Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament

A Catholic elementary and middle school in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. A great school academically and socially alike.

The student from the Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament is very creative.

by Ummmm. February 6, 2006

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bless up lil nigga

Step up mothafucka.

A statement said to someone who won't buy your shitty car.

Man 1: I'm not buying that piece of shit car unless I get free hot chips.
Man 2: bless up lil nigga

by Superman$350 December 31, 2016

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Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

by AhegoMan April 6, 2018


Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

by plopdoggy April 6, 2018