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Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.
Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?
Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.
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A pole dancer who acts like a big mole
"Did you see those mole dancers at the strip club last night"
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When your dick smells like a mole bowl
Individual from Montpelier Vermont : *rips phat mole* and then proceeds to put wiener in mouth without exhaling.
Male individual: “damn bro I’ve got stanky mole dick
An old saying from midwest farm country. "I'm madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"
"You see Jeff stub his toe? He was madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"
it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
The Caca Mole Rat is a rare caca that lived during the early Cretaceous period in which the dinosaurs were on Earth. It's still alive to this day, and it is a very endangered species. There are only 34 Caca Mole Rats on this whole entire world. The Caca Mole Rats are sometimes mistaken for deer, although they are super tiny. They are local to the South-Eastern part of Africa. They also have a deadly venom in their tounge, which they sometimes use on humans if they feel like they're in danger, and the venom turns the humans into caca, and then die immediately after that. Never go near this, they will turn you into caca if they lick you.
Oh my god! There's a caca mole rat over there! I hope it doesn't lick my little pinkie toe!
When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.
"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."
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