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A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.
"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"
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The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
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A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!
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Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale
Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."
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A leauge of how attractive you are. As written by Sheree Fadil.
Cute
Cute is adorable, like a sisterly way. Like your mates sister/Best mate. Can be pretty. Wouldn’t go there.
Pretty
Pretty is sweet. They are not stunningly pretty but have a natural sweet look about them.
Beautiful
Really good looking but in a natural way. Make effort look effortless.
Gorgeous/Stunning
They look extremely good looking. Drop dead gorgeous. Amazingly pretty. Absolutely amazingly buff! Sex appeal.
Fit/Hot/Buff
Mainly sex appeal. “I’d do her” Unique pretty. Unoriginal. Have this “OMG I WANT YOU” thing about them.
Sexy – Stunning, amazing. Everything really but they seem so good there like out of league. Untouchable. High sex appeal.
omg she is so stunning omg man shes beautiful! love her Buff scale much
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Hough Scale (Huff) is commonly used to rate women by personality and looks. The scale rating is rated by numbers from 1 to 10, one being the lowest and ten being the highest.
The scale has been approved by several men for its harshness on women. Also achieving the number ten is quite difficult because by all means you need to be "perfect".
Bob: "That bitch I fucked last night... was definitely a high 7!" Dan: "Give me a break Bob, that bitch was definitely a 3! She looked like fucking Brian Urlacher for the Bears!"
Alex: "Damn... she definitely a 8." Kyle: "I would say 9 man..." Alex: "Naw, her legs are little fat plus her tits aren't that big."
Kyle: "So... Hough you want to go in there and rate all the women at this party?" Hough: " Dude all these bitches are lower than 6."
John-Mark: "Dude, the Hough Scale has helped me out so much."
Lee: "So what would be my girl on the Hough scale?"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: "Yeah"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: " Yeah..."
Hough: "Ok!" "Well, I think she's a 4, I think she's white trash, she pisses in the guys sink, takes a shit next to us in the guys bathroom, and uses our showers."
Everyone: "Oh shit..."
Lee: " Ok...."
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A scale used to define how retchingly bad a web site is to an unsuspecting web user.
Measured on a scale of 1 to 10.
1 is basic hentai
2-5 are of minor disgustance, eg. Nasty BDSM, Hot wax, etc.
6 is Tubgirl or similar grossness
8 is Goatse, Meatspin or similar grossness
9 is Lemonparty (only one given a 9 so far
No site has so far been rated a 10
"That site must be a 9 on the sweep scale, im scarred for life"
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