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Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
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A type of stalker who fixates on someone, envies and sexually desires them, wishes to be them, wants to replace them, thus character assassinates them. Selects target randomly. Extremely persuasive, gifted at lying, usually has and spends prodigious energy upon target.
Habits: accuses target of being "a fraud" and "a liar" about background, achievements; projects own shortcomings on target (i.e., stalker did not finish college, thus accuses target "didn't actually attend X university, they are lying"); smear campaigns to discredit target; extreme hate language calling them "worthless", "unloved", etc., yet watches target as if number one fan. Usually from small town. Recruits and commands flying monkeys they will send on seek and destroy missions to help them against target. If caught, will try to charm and seduce catcher. If this fails they become violent.
When Accusing Stalker appears you will be called "delusional", a "liar" and a "fraud". This is because accusing stalkers suffer from a personality disorder, sometimes paired with schizophrenia, that creates the "my target will be me, so I am not me" delusion. Accusing stalkers have difficulty believing their target is not them because they wish they were the target and are ashamed of their own failures, which they believe fusion with the target will heal.
Do not pity the Accusing Stalker. This is an EXTREMELY dangerous personality. Their numbers are also on the rise.
"Jalene got off line for good last week."
"She did? Why?"
"An Accusing Stalker chick in Colorado started doing stuff. It was too much, she gave up and left the internet."
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Not just any stalker. A chocolate stalker is a ginger female that hunts down men of African descent purely for sexual purposes.
Did you see the birthday cake that your chocolate stalker left in your office?
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A stalker who’s a walker, pretty easy to understand
Ohs no’s a creepy stalker walker
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Any one by the name of Tony/ Teddy.
"paranoia paranoia everybodys comin to get me"
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A fugly boy that follows Little flat chested girls to get approval from very horney friends. Every hates him!! All girls run away when they see him because he is so ugly and has pimples all over his face and uses girls make up to cover them up to get the little girls attention!!
tom: omg that guy is following that little girl!
Bob: yah he must me a jonalker stalker!
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When rather than spark up a conversation with a chosen person, you choose to pop on Google and Google Whack them instead! Cuts out the long winded process of getting to know a person.
Definition : To stalk using the Web as your weapon!
Hi there, my name is Darren, whats yours? Ah hi there Maria, i'm just popping off for a moment! **Skulks off to cyber stalk**
Hey i've met this really nice girl. But this Cyber Stalker has moved in.
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