Tra-Ffic Bad-die
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic
Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic
Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster
What is this?! The green light was only lit for 10 seconds! It's a real traffic maker.
The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.
Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.