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This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.
This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.
Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.
“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic
A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic
(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie
a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
“what do you think of this song?”
“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”
When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.
Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.