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Conservative twitter

A social network for pedophiles.

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a โ€œconservative Twitterโ€ to openly discuss their pedophilia.

by Ginormous76 November 12, 2020

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football twitter

Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.

Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots

by MagicalDeulofeu February 22, 2016

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Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.

Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH

by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009

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Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.

"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."

by jackfelldown January 22, 2011

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Twitter Muse

(1) A platonic friend, usually female, with an inspiring online personality; (2) a woman able to disseminate useful information to peers, students, and co-workers via social networks; (3) a person responsible for tweets which improve workflows, aesthetics, and skills among their followers; (4) an instructor at Twitterversity.

(1) Geesh I feel so lucky to have dissevered a small cadre of invaluable Twitter Muses, they have so improved my art I don't know where I would be without them; (2) My Twitter Muses have make me nervous -- I am so worried about disappointing them! (3) She just edited that film's Art of book, you better believe she's a Twitter Muse.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever January 27, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rose Twitter

A bunch of pedantic & self-righteous users on Twitter who post a bevy of red herrings, half-truths and outright lies about ANYONE that God forbid have practical views that don't align with their socialist agenda.

The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.

Rose Twitter is still mad that Bernie Sanders lost the primary, so they threw a tantrum by not voting.

by Soul_Driver January 1, 2021

83๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter Lay

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.

There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.

by @creativfluffer March 27, 2011

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