The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.
Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..
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an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc
hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!
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Seeing Previous Definitions for "Vagina" One was Ham Wallet. So Man Wallet is that Of a Man or Woman who are Uncertain of What Lies below. Not being Able to See your "Down there" you must Assume you are the Proud owner of a Man Wallet. Sort of an Either Or.
"My oh My Cad. What a Nice Man Wallet you Have"
Or
"Cad uses it's Man Wallet to Lure in Unsuspecting Girls Or Guys"
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The act of consuming alcohol that has been in touch with your mate's ballsack
Hey bro, it's madness. I just saw Laurits drink from the wallet. Bro, it's hysteric. Bro.
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A derogatory term for the female genetalia (the vagina)
Her fuzzy meat wallet was HUGE!.
or
Today I shaved my fuzzy meat wallet...it is no longer fuzzy...just a meat wallet.
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When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push
I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.
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The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.
"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"
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