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The act of cold calling an existing co workers customer without having knowledge of it.
Broski broski that's my customer here look at the email I sent him .
Damn son you got T Chao'd
What someone says when theyre losing a joke session
John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit
Joe: you got jokes
referring to the four players needed to play a multiplayer game requiring a team of four or zombies on Call of Duty.
Person A: Yo man, want to play some zombies
Person B: I'm already playing
Person A: You got 4?
Person B: Yeah
Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!
The pope: parp!
Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?
when you slay someone like have a good come back to something somebody said
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it’s also from the song “Slayed” by Ayesha Nicole Smith
you just got slayed babe !!
An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!
Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.