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A ZA moment is when you are right in the middle of a situation but STILL have absolutely NO idea what's going on and usually need it explained to you. THAT'S a ZA-moment.
She: "What book are you reading?"
He: "Book?"
She: "The one in your hands".
He: "Uh-ZA! Got me; it's an auto manual"
OR ~
(You're in a restaurant and the waiter walks up to you.)
W: Are you ready to order?
Y: Order?
W: Your meal. Have you decided?
Y: "OH! Uh, yes! Sorry! Had a ZA-Moment there."
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When you're eating something you've been eating for a while, commonly something you've eaten many times before, and you realize suddenly that it is gross. Frequently happens at Subway.
"I ate this brand of veggie hot dogs for months before I had a 'this is gross moment' and then never bought them again."
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1: When your chilling with the bros and everyone starts talking about their feelings as if they were on the Oprah show
1:
broA "... so yeah man ive been really sad lately, i mean i cried alot last night when sally broke up with me"
Bro B "its alright Bro, things are gunna get better"
broC "yeah bro that happened to me last month, i cried for three days straight"
2: "chad and i had a total broprah moment last night when we talked about our feelings"
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When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.
Evan: "Says something cringe"
The Rest of the Friend Group: "Evan Moment. CRINGE!"
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A moment when you become really engrossed with and entranced by the transcendent music of Mumford and Sons. Basically you listen to it endlessly, even obsessively. Could also be a cult following. Usually brings on a feeling of euphoria or spirituality.
I'm really having a Mumford Moment right now.
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When a tragic or insightful life experience causes a writer to think "I could write about this," and subsequently "That's awful/narcissistic. Why would I think that?" It seems that the whole thought process should invalidate the experience's potential as writing fodder but can instead make for a nice modernist moment in which the author's role is explicitly recognized.
MOTHER: "Maurice died."
WRITER: "Oh, that's terrible."
WRITER'S BRAIN: (What luck! My strange and unique relationship with this person will make for a compelling chapter in my yet-to-be-written memoir!)
WRITER'S HEART: (You are a bastard.)
WRITER'S BRAIN: (I know. What a memoir moment.)
WRITER'S BALLS: (Write about it anyway.)
MOTHER: "Have you been taking your medication?"
WRITER: "Huh?"
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a moment that deserved to be recognized as a "fuck my life" moment.
sappy: omg today i had an fml moment
kaon: Really? What happend?
sappy: The fattest kids in class called me fat.
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