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Sports Rorts

When the government in power decides to buy votes in marginal electorates by using a tax payer money community initiative that should be going to needy areas (Eligible clubs) to enable sporting field upgrades, but diverts the money to affluent areas (Ineligible clubs) that are not really needing the upgrades urgently, in order to gain more votes at election time.

Did you see the TV news story about the Sports Rorts? This government is corrupt!

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020


Sports-Bookers

As opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it's their own personal sports blog.

I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.

by Mark7791 March 28, 2011


Sport Mode

A term that a kid came up with to rename the term of "manual shift" or "Slapstick" because he forgot what the S really stands for on a shifter, when I'm reality the car must be built default sport to be a sports car.

Kid: Oh crap, I forgot what the S means on my shifter, I'll call it sport mode because it makes me feel like I'm going faster.

by Leslian September 18, 2022


sports sock

another name for a condom

did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty

by domster April 9, 2006


sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.

Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.

by Heisman79th April 17, 2014


Ignis Sport

Ignis Sport is light 109hp hatchback with much potential for tuning!
However, expect collectors, most buyers of those are depressed Japanise kids with no money or broke guys.

If you saw Ignis Sport, be prepared to hear 4 cylinder fartcan roar!

by November 22, 2021


Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 15, 2023