a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.
That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.
1) Someone who is totally gay without question.
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie
Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit
Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy
A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.
Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".
A very large, obese cat.
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.