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Andreas Lund is a guy who i half braindead and has half a dick. he likes to suck off people named Dylan but he can be very handsome and is very good in Camel-milking
Andreas Lund means (suck off Dylan camel dick)
actually is a certified dick starer, has no fashion sense and claims that “nature keeps her grounded” summary: homo
person1: bro look at that dick
person 2: omg don’t do an Andrea Bunjevacki
Andreas is such an amazing boy. He is very smart and handsome and he is amazing at sports. But the one thing everybody knows about Andreas is that he is the world's biggest simp.
Oh my god. That Andreas over there be simpin' real hard.
Oh yes,one of the best people you will ever meet,they are sweet,funny,caring and charming.They can be very smart but they don't really use their intelligence.
kid:yo Andreas
Andreas:sup
kid:I got a date with this chick,she is super hot
Andreas:Let me guess,u want me to help u get her
kid:yes please
Andreas:Okay so,always be nice,smell gud and be yourself.
kid:okay see u l8r
*3 hours later*
kid:ANDREAS IS WORKED I GOT TO SMASH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Andreas:np bro
Andreas is a tall guy bald guy. He loves himself very much and enjoys exaggerating his experiences. Andreas creates and attracts drama, but you love him anyway.
Andreas jumped over a fence and a dog barked at him.
Andreas: OMG I was chased by big wolfes and had to jump over a huge fence not to get eaten.
The sexist man alive, he is usely the strongest guy in the class. His average penis length is about 25cm, and hold several world records for his sexiness. He is also totally shredded and has a sharp six pack
Girl: wow you hot
Guy: thanks
Girl: you look like a Andreas
Guy: that my namn, yes