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The mating call of the wild gargoyle. Society as a whole is generally confused as to what this mating call is in reference to, but public figures (Oprah, Charlie Sheen, and Tom Hanks) are on record stating that the act involves a strap-on.
*Heard from behind a closed door*
Gargoyle: Turn Around!
Man-Beast: Sometimes I feel like mating with you isn't quite natural....
Gargoyle: THINK I CARE?!?!???
*Sounds of moaning and crying follow*
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1. An insult used to infer that a man is homo and enjoys the cock.
2. A gay blow job.
1. Good one buddy f**k yourself and go whistle around it.
2Look at those two turd burglars, I bet the scrawny one is going to whistle around it tonight.
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Sitting upon ones arse, wasting time.
A free thinking, free spirited form of entertainment.
Time spent unwisely due to the lack of enough intelligence to complete a moderately complicated task.
"I was dicking around all day.."
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The act of having numerous random and/or anonymous sex partners, yet having no regard for discretion.
Since I broke up with Heather last month, I hear she's been banging around campus.
Dude, Chlamydia is going around, so if you're going to be banging around this weekend, I'd wrap it.
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NOT STARTING, WASTING TIME-FROM THE WORD BEGINNING
REMOVE THE BE & GET GINNING-AS IN NOT TO BEGIN
I 'M JUST GINNING AROUND HERE AT HOME
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