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A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.
Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!
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When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
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The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.
Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!
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creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads
Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.
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A nick name for a girl named ashley who is a compete ass hole, there for being dubbed, ash hole.
You know that girl ashley? She's such a ass hole, that she's gotta be an ash hole
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(Prounonced ash-eng)
1- To be easy sexually;
2- To have few friends and so to tend to be clingy
1 Wow that ash-ng didnt even want me to buy dinner!
- Hey, that girl keeps msning me, what the hell?
- Shes an ash ng, keep away from her.
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ash crack is 'crack' or a joke that is in no way, shape or form the slightest bit funny and makes a man want to cry. Something that is said to be ash crack can be a poor effort of sarcasm or a comment that is intended to be funny but everything falls still and stops breathing, dies a little and commonly tumble weeds roll across scenery. People have been known to have that bad 'ash crack' that they have been put inside tyres and burnt alive (worse case scenario) common punishments include slaps and verbal abuse. 'Ash' can also mean 'dead'
A: 'pass me them turkey twizlers'
B: ' I turkey twizzled your mum'
A: ' NO, that was ash crack'
B: ' yer right in her crack'
(que tumble weed, verbal abuse and wet fish slap)
e.g. somebody starts telling a really long crap joke. You yell 'Just bore off with your ash crack, your giving me a boregasm!'
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