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A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
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when jews love bagels so much they worship them
i am apart of the bagel nation
1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet
Did you see that lady bagel?!
Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.
when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.
Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds