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The home of hicks, heroin and magick rocks
Heroin addicted hicks like to question the magick rocks of Battle Ground
A small city it South West Washington that is currently going to shit. A lot of Weed, heroin addicts and Juul addicts . Also stay away from BGHS and the skatepark.
Oh boy Battle Ground really is a shithole.
1. Battle ass is the resulting condition after eating college food (can also be any number of fast food restaurants, taco bell and krystal are the worst). Battle ass is similar to the shits, but not nearly as watery, it's more formed and usually goes away after one trip to the throne.
Damn b I ate those wraps in the chow hall for lunch and the ensueing battle ass is horid!
get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')
hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!
When two people whip out their smart phones and compare their recently downloaded apps in an attempt to determine which person has the coolest app. Usually done between someone owning an iPhone and an Android phone since there is a heated rivalry between the two mobile OSes. The only way an app battle ends is when one of the two participants battery runs out or the people around them get annoyed and leave.
Bro: "Hey check out this awesome new app i got yesterday. Only cost me 99 cents."
Me: "Not bad. Not bad. But i got this guy (officially the worlds coolest app) last week for free.
Bro: "Thats alright i guess. Look at this this one though! You shoot birds at these pig dudes"
Me: ಠ_ಠ
And thusly the app battle began
The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.
Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.
You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands