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Somebody who's pretentious enough to think that drinking Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, or Guinness, means they appreciate the fine craft of brewing. Often includes Americans who exclusively drink OTHER countries' mass-produced beers while neglecting to notice their own world-class microbreweries.
Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."
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When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.
"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."
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A mythical fairly like creature that can not been seen by human eyes.
It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.
Often mistaken as a fruit fly
Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing
Jermaine: Yo Ange mate what happened to my pint it was full when I left
Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)
Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!
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The Beer Bandits are a group of extreme hard asses, whom instead of buying the beer in which they drink, they in fact steal it. Much easier, and now they can afford other important things, such as gum, and gasoline.
Timmy: Man those guys have so much beer! How do they get it all?
Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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Similar to beer goggles but involves the hearing sense. Side effects include: thinking you sound really funny/witty, thinking that ridiculous idea is the best idea you have heard in a long time and you must do it immediately even if you can't stand up properly and thinking the person talking to you is a genius when in fact, they are not.
It seemed like a good idea last night, I must have had my beer ears on.
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A beer placed in a pocket for future drinkage. Created by Mike O'Leary while hiking through Baird's Creek, WI
We're going outside? Better grab a pocket beer!
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When one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days. The pain, for the most part, usually can't be treated and it must be accepted with pride.
Doctor Robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
Larry party fouled because he could no longer open beer with his dominant finger and spilled it by opening it with his middle finger. Poor guy had beer finger.
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