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When something sucks beyond imagination
That new map in Enemy Territory is teh blow
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A sex act in which one partner exhales vigorously onto the other partner's penis.
My balls were pumped full of air after Kelly gave me a blow job.
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The act of a woman servicing a man. Others may consider this a synonym to "blow job", but in fact it is indeed a privilege for a woman to provide this to a man.
"My dear husband, I feel that it has been too long since I last delighted you. May I please have the opportunity to offer you a blow privilege this morning?"
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An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"
"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"
See also Fuck a Duck
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Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.
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To urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.
That meal was a big one; later, I had release a furious pee and blow.
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1. to vomit.
2. to...
David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.
Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!
John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!
Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.
David & John: ....
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