Random
Source Code

Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack

Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird

by PContheGC October 27, 2021


Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019


Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by August 13, 2021


upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie June 29, 2010


Indicator bollocks

Derrogatory term for people of a ginger persuasion, most commonly used in Belfast

Here, Indicator Bollocks! Sort your hair out!

by baked111 October 15, 2009


left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.

I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.

by leftbollockman May 15, 2024


insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 30, 2016