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sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024


Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019


bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021


shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 May 2, 2018


to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.

1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"

by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014


Bollock Talk

Talking total rubbish which is basically bollocks!

Someone who goes on and on and it’s just not needed “bollock talk

by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020


insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 30, 2016