When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.
Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.
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When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.
My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.
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Uncontrollable boobie bouncing. More common when braless and descending stairs where they bounce individually. Common ailment of the larger chested females.
"I swear to god, I am never not wearing a bra again. It was a freaking game of boobie ball in my shirt!"
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An insult that does not allow the victim to speak for a couple of minutes while they realize what they were just called.
"You Blazing Boobie!"
"..... uhhhhh....."
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"id kms and be dead if anime boobies didnt exist"
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