brushing

A scam tactic used by some sellers of Amazon, where it involves setting up fake accounts under a stranger's name and then posting out random items to allow them to create favorable "verified purchase" reviews on them.

Out of the blue, I received an odd package that is 300g worth of polystyerene balls, and then another of coloured straws days later. I believe I've been a victim of brushing.

Brushing

A way of masturbating for a guy. Basically when you grab a brush and shove it up your ass and it feels good.

Guy 1: yo dude I just started brushing it feels good

Guy 2: I told you so.

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

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National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?