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Signifies that you are absolutely crazy and out of your mind.
1. weird
2. insane
Boy : Why is that girl walking her pet fish?
Boy 2 : I know right! She looks like she's eating a burger with no honey mustard 🤢
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When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.
Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."
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When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
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A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".
YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")
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Quick or fast pace describing an action.
Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!
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The main character in a song by the Beatles; a part of a medley of songs on the Abby Road album starting with Sun King.
Mean Mr Mustard, sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper...
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A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.