George Lopez

When you are sitting far back on a toilet seat getting blumpkin (a blow job while taking a shit) and you drop a log that is so heavy it splashes toilet water in the girls face. You then have to kiss the girl four times.

Ever since I had to do that George Lopez in my girlfriends bathroom, I haven't been able to watch Lopez Tonite.

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George Jetson

Going to the bathroom while using the internet

I'm going to take a George Jetson

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george not found

a colorblind minecraft streamer who is secretly in love with a green block.

george not found

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George Lucased

The raping, defiling, degrading, insulting and/or corrupting of a Film/T.V series/Game/Franchise beloved by it's audience or fans by the creator, developer or owning company themselves, due to profit or being misguided.

Person 1:"Man, that Wing Commander movie sucked"

Person 2:"Yeah, Chris Roberts really George Lucased that directing job"

Person 1:"Hey, did you see Maxis George Lucased the new Simcity game?"

Person 1:"Man the Simpsons is so bad these days"

Person 2:"That train wreck's been George Lucased for the last 10 years or so"

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George W

The son of George Bush.So as not to be confused with the Father

V.O. "Is George W here?"
Doorman. "Do you mean the Father or the Son?"
V.O. "No the singer."

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George Jones

A popular country singer.

George Jones is a country singer. I like him.

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George Orwell

BBC reporter turned influential author.

I'm glad kids are being forced to read Orwell. It's a lot better than the other crap they'd be reading otherwise.

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