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A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
A carried plat is someone who sucks at the game but has such good teamates that can carry him from gold to platinum elo.
Yo you see him over there he's a carried plat he has a .8 kd and sucks at the game.
To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely
Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work
Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.
An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.
Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!
To get revenge on someone by taking it out on their car. This is because in her song Before He Cheats she smashes a guys car.
“I’m gonna pull a Carrie Underwood on him.”
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