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When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.
I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.
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The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."
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Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !
Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
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(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.
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also known as ATM, or, having anal sex with a girl follwed by getting a BJ.
"After the funeral, I gave Susie a chocolate microphone. She's feeling better now."
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Noun:
Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.
Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.
Tense:
Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting
So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"
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During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob
Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate
Girl: I’d love to eat shit
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