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When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.
Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH
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Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.
"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.
This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow
happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this
A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).
"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"
"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."
Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.
Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.
A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.