2nd Wiener Cousins

The relationship between two males who have received oral from the same woman.

Josh and I got a blowie from the same girl. That makes us 2nd Wiener Cousins!

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Double Wiener Cousins

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.

Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!

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ur cousin fuckin

An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances

Carl: Ur mum gay lol

Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao

Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao

Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning

illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married

My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.

stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

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Ur cousin a muslim

worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.

Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck

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quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.