Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.
That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.
I got the crunchies, I haven't had any since last time.
Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....
When someone looks crusty and like they just got out of bed. When one looks so cute that it’s not cute; when used along the word cute it means your cute but kinda ugly. (Fun insult not to be taken seriously)
Like the “munchies” but specifically for crunchy food
I need a bag a chips to satisfy my crunchies
Immediate shame and embarrassment experienced after severely criticizing someone and then immediately realizing you’re wrong.
Madison yelled at Travis in front of everyone for tracking mud on the floors, then saw it was actually from HER shoes. She felt SO crunchy!