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What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.
"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"
She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo
The act of ejaculating into a women who is menstruating and continuing to mix the fluids with penetration.
We made tubby custard with her blood and my sperm.
| ˈkəstərd pouCH |
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a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.
When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.
When you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. After eat her vag out.
Jru really likes Kaits French custard.
The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*