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A nerd who has completed their Destiny-Quest
After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!
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A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
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The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.
Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.
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When a party with alot of hype is shut down before 10 PM
That party last week was really sonia and destiny-ing
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When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.
My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future
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Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.
Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus
Amelia Earhart
The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.
Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.
PoD: Penis of Destiny
An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:
Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.
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The sexiest sexy beast. SEXY SEXY... she spends her free time online flattering herself using urbandictionay... but yeah.. shes still.. oh so sexy...
"That Destiny Rae Salvatore... damn I wish I could tap that mudderfudder."
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