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A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.
"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."
Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.
Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"
when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.
karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”
steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”
when one cannot sing any song without including 'bum' or 'bummy' in a sentence they sing. it was made by me and my cousin.
"woaaah, woahh, i need a bum romance." - Keela
"dude, you got bummy disease?"
It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.
A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.