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having sex with a chick doggy style, blow your load on her back, smear it with your hand all over her back and when she turns around to say wtf?! slap her across the face with the same hand
Dude, give that chick the finger paint facial tonight! She wont know what hit her!
When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!
my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facial houdini's for breakfast
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A rare European style skin treatment where a Canadian takes a shit in the Bay of Fundy and it is carried across the Atlantic Ocean by the tides where it then washes up on a beach in Sicily or Italy and it is used as a facial by the natives there.
"Did you hear? Gabriella found a true treasure on the beach this morning. She gave herself a magnificent Spicy Chicago Facial. She looks ten years younger and smells like Solider Field. I guess some guy from Nova Scotia had a blowout full of Taco Bell and oysters."
Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”
“Bitch, come get yo CLF”
When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.
The boss mans daughter gave me a farm girl facial the other day.
When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.
high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.
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When a girl gets a facial from an amani war-bear as seen on WoW.
Remi, did you see that chicks face?
Yea kevin, she so got a war-bear facial!
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