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Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.
Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.
"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."
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An outburst of laughter done in purpose to act as if something was found funny, but in reality it wasn't. It is usually found to be annoying and diminishing towards the person who made the comment or joke. If a person continues to do fake laughs at things, eventually they will get used to doing them and will end up pulling them off at things that weren't even meant to be funny and make idiots of themselves.
A person can be caught putting on a fake laugh by him/her laughing too suddenly, and ending the laughter suddenly, usually with a straight face throughout it or at the end.
John: I feel tired.
Ben: HAHAHA!!! (straight face)
Shaun: That was the biggest fake laugh ever Ben....
John: I know it wasn't even meant to be funny.
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The biggest idiots on the planet. They pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?
The answer is a definite yes.
Fake nerds: "lol uber w00t! I know how to go to MySpace at school! It's easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert myspace.com, wait, and then copy the IP into the address bar! I'm such a nerd, I'm sorry!"
Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
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Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.
"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"
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When an airplane goes through what the passengers belive to be turbulence, but the pilot is just recieving head and can't control himself.
"This plane ride has been bumpy, must be some bad turbulence."
"Or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the cockpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence."
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A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.
Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.
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A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.
"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."
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