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A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.
Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.
Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)
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The phenomenon of someone’s face being totally burnt / clipped out as white as a result of taking a picture too close to the camera or with a flash that is way too bright. Like sun burn, only caused momentarily by the bright light.
Wow, you have a major flash burn in that photo...
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When you get on Craigslist and post a picture of a nude body part (boob or dick) under the personals section of causal encounters M4W or W4W and then get sent naked pictures back.
1. Can't wait to post my boob shot on Flash Friday on Craigslist and hopefully will get lots of boob shots back.
2. Can't wait to go under W4W and check out the Flash Friday pics on craigslist and maybe they won't mind a dic pic back.
3. Did you check out the Flash Friday pics on Craigslist this weekend? Wish they would stop posting ugly bodies.
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When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.
"A gave that bitch a flash slap last night!"
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When the stream to a flash or other player doesn't supply enough valid data so the player runs, freezes, runs, freezes. Also called breakup, bad connection, corrupted data.
The site has some good movies, bur the flash stutter will drive you nuts.
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When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
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When a male shows just the end or (Muzzle) of his penis to a crowd. Muzzle Flash
Dude that guy just muzzle flashed the party. What a fag.
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