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Pain in the brain, either physical (headache) or pschological (mental anguish).
Just thinking about next week's test is giving me a pain in the membrane
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A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.
NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!
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1) common old whore wound
2) easy excuse for men to not do work
1) My back pain didn't start until I started dating Johnny.
2) I can't do the dishes tonight, honey, I have back pain.
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Sara used to be cute, then she became a real pain in the ass.
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A woman achieving an orgasm solely through the use of sand paper condoms
Travis; I gave this girl a pain-gasm last night
Ben; really? Nice, where did you the the sandpaper condoms
Sam; he got them from me, I know a guy
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Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.
Some examples of Facebook pain:
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
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Josh: Man, what is the matter with you?
Jon: I am a resident of the house of pain and they won't let me leave.
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