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horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.
We distort, you comply.
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There are threes types of pocket foxes:
1) the fox that only lived for 15 minutes in the 16th century, the insides of it's pockets are the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.
2) the one currently living is small, white, and has glowing blue eyes. It has pockets on it's sides. They have tons of fleas, but you will usually not notice because of the third type of pocket fox.
3) the hampster-shaped creatures that live inside of the second type of pocket foxes pockets. They are also called pocket foxes because people used to think that they were the offspring of the second type of pocket fox. In exchange for getting to live inside of the pocket fox's pockets it eats it's fleas, which also gets it an easy meal.
1) Mr. Burns was able to have sex after taking the pocket fox's aphrodisiac
2) The pocket fox is the coolest animal ever!
3) This pocket fox lives in the other pockets fox's pockets!
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For Obtuse Xenophobes
FOX News is specifically produced For Obtuse Xenophobes.
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Pornography; specifically, pornographic video images.
"Who is your favorite adult movie star?"
"Oh, man! I can't remember her name right off! She was in this hot new Fox News DVD I just rented last week!!"
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If you hate Fox as much as i do, check this movie out- Outfoxed. Its a documentary on what goes on behind the scenes. Extremely good.
Its shocking how easy it is to fool the american public.
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An unfair source of crap that claims all other stations are liberal just because they actually tell the truth, and appartently, the truth is liberal. Faux News is to journalism as George Bush is to sober.
Person 1: Hey did you watch Fox News last night?
Person 2: No, I didn't, I think for myself.
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1. A sexy female gamer
2. The face of a fox.
3. An awkward sexual position in which you are bent over a piano and anally penetrated.
Hey Fox Face, i'm going to fox face you untill you look like fox face.
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