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When you see something strange as fuck
Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up
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When Lee drinks enough that he thinks he can dance. Ryan: "Hes got the legs right but the rest is just fucked up" This dance is almost as bad as the Elain dance on Seinfeld, just without the thumbs.
Damn it must be a good night if Lee is drunk enough to do the fuck up dance.
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A Marijuana - consuming game following the rules of an ordinary round of "indian", "killer" or basically the game in which the joint is passed around in a circle, and each "player" must hold in the smoke until their next turn, or they get called a pussy or other such insults. The only difference in Three Draw Fuck Up is that instead of taking one draw and holding until next turn, three draws are taken. Pretty self explantory, really.
"Hey guys, fancy a game of Three Draw Fuck Up?"
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Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep
Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep
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when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up
"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"
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Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.
Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!
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What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart
Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass
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