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Hand Grenade

When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.

Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.

by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005

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Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 18, 2014

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Bedazzled Grenade

A term that means something is the best thing there is.

the best of the best.

Dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? That was totally bedazzled grenade.

by jt the raver September 13, 2009

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grenade sticker

1. usually used by the homosexual crowd to represent they are willing and open to anal sex.

2. Usually means an anus that is "blown up" by too much butt slamming

Josh is rocking the grenade sticker and we all know what that means.

by lilgeek May 11, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Grenade

A man takes his balls and stuffs them inside the asshole of an Asian woman. Then jacks his dick as hard as he can until his balls explode and kill the Asian.

Oh damn man, that Asian bitch's shit just got blow up by that dudes balls. Oh, must've been an "Asian Grenade."...duh

by Aka browntown March 8, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz grenade

That is, blowing a load of cum into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. The term was coined by the Hungarian rapper Tommy Fluor

Open your mouth, here comes the jizz grenade!

by DryudHaxor July 10, 2011

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Grenade Of God

a term used when throwing a grenade into the air without a perticular target but is in a general direction

is called before the throw to earn respect if by chance it hits anything

commonly used in online games like call of duty

A: hey watch this "grenade of god"

*throws grenade over a building*

B: theres no way thats going to hit anything

*grenade hits*

A: told you it would

by mrfunnyguy922000 July 9, 2010

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