handle jammed forward

To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.

Used to denote someone who is going all-out.

"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"

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Let me handle

When you ask a girl to be your girl ima type of way, without her actually bein yo girl. Used ina flirty typa way

Ay girl let me handle

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handle bar boogie

The side to side flailing motion of the handle bars of a bike, motorcycle, quad, or snowmobile when the back end comes off the ground and is usually followed by a face plant or wipe out.

Mario tried to do an endo on his dirt bike but ended up doing the handle bar boogie

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michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

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average handle time

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.

Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.

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homo handles

Sideburns. see also "bugger grips"

"check out the homo handles on that rockabill"

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Jesus-Handle

Much like a regular "handle" of liquor, a Jesus-handle is any quantity greater than 1.75 L of top-tier liquor. It is a colloquial for people who avoid the Godless metric system, and believe that sermons are best preached from atop a bar-stool.

"Sorority sisters just can't hold a candle

to the St. Mary's girls when they grab my Jesus-Handle."

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